My newest, and mind-droolingly awesome, toy is/are wireless headphones. Of course, there still are wires. They lie. But it is *mostly* wire free. Normally, when I lived in the wireful headphone era, I would roll around on my wheely chair and crush the cords - hampering my access to tunes and occasionally leading to electrocution. No more! This has freed my life! I can now stroll around my office, filing files and filing books, free to hear my multi-gigs of MP3s (current song: Three Dog Night's "Shambala"). You are reading the words of a newly free man. And by extension, you are freer (more free). Whee.